Well, it happened again. Amy Klobuchar announced that she is running for President, talking proudly of fighting global warming while standing in a virtual blizzard of snow, ice and freezing temperatures. Bad timing. By the end of her speech she looked like a Snowman(woman)!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 10, 2019
Forsooth! Again occurs such irony,
As she who seeketh to the crown pursue,
Doth speak of Earth in heated agony,
Yet speaketh where the Earth doth heat eschew.
With frigid fingers clenched, she hath proclaimed
That she will taketh arms to fight the sun;
Her frosted face, abused by blizzard, shamed,
As her forewarned prediction is undone.
As ice, and snow, and temperature descended,
Her shape became not human in its form;
Her arms and legs and torso were amended,
So altered by the torrent of the storm.
By timing poor she turned to man of snow
(Perhaps snow woman is more apropos)!